Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Attempted Late Night Hover-Car Jacking (At Sea)


It's common knowledge among Pirate Wabbits that the actor who played Moby Dick is loaded. He gets big, fat residual checks every year, and he's not shy with his dough. In fact, he's been carjacked three times now because he drives that crazy-fresh Chevy Windstar minivan hovercraft convertible with the ridiculous gold-flake paint job. Silly whale. He thinks he's a rapper from the early 2000s. 

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